Hydrophonic 

Wet Sound.. That is all..

"Yo dude that's some hydrophonic tone dude"

Hydrophonic by bruh_9+10 February 6, 2022

hydroponic weed

Water grown weed. While other weed is grown in soil. Hydroponic weed is also really strong.

Let's get some Hydroponic Weed , I heard it's stronger than what we normally get.

hydroponic weed by Avalonparis July 6, 2014

hydrochronic 

A very potent strain of marijuana grown with hydroponics making it all that more powerful.

I took one deep hit of that hydrochronic and coughed like a bitch

hydrochronic by sebastiancee January 10, 2008

hydroponic shrooms 

Psychedelic mushrooms, usually containing psilocybin. Most commonly encountered form is Psilocybe cubensis. Sold as "hydroponic shrooms" by unscrupulous dealers, not because they are grown hydroponically, because that's not even possible, but because ignorant weedtards will pay more money for them.

Mushroom grower: Want some shrooms?
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it's not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer: Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there's no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It's just not possible, that's not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It's like asking for LP records in mp3 format.

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Later on in the day:

Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb shit.

hydroponic shrooms by random_shroom_pseudonym December 9, 2008

hydroponics 

any plant grown without the use of soil
in nutrient rich conditions making the final product "Better"

That weed is hydro
or
that tomato is a hydro

hydroponics by Otto November 2, 2003

hydroponic 

Method of raising plants that increases production quantity and effieciency.

That's hydroponic pot

hydroponic by Belllignorant June 27, 2003

hydroponic shit rod 

When your floating in your girlfriend's parents' pool and release a long straight solid shit into the deep end by the ladder.

Bro, Jason just released a hydroponic shit rod into Cassie's Dad's new pool. Some girl ate it while doing a cannonball

hydroponic shit rod by JesusdeJesus February 28, 2009