A totally illogical yet spiritually satisfying phrase to yell (under your breath, if you're soft) when the automated bus voice accuses you of blocking the doors — even though you’re CLEARLY not. You’re like... two feet away. Calm down, robot Susan.
Example:
Bus Announcement: "Please move away from the doors."
Me: "Hush your vagina, I’m in the aisle like a responsible adult."
Bus Announcement: "Please move away from the doors."
Me: "Hush your vagina, I’m in the aisle like a responsible adult."
by EMD F59PHI September 26, 2025
Get the Hush Your Vaginamug.