When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.
John just went to take a husband shit so we won't see him for at least a half hour.
by VerbalGrl715 December 11, 2017
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