Hurdman 

a cool person with a first name matt and last name hurd and somewhat of a song named after him. Hurdman mothafucka!

The Hurdman did a 360 windmill dunk yesterday over the amazingly fat Drew Seker.

Hurdman by JumboJimboFat March 20, 2003

robbi hurdman 

Robbi hurdman is a fat slob who can’t walk, he trains his dog to get Taco Bell from Uber eats because he’s too lazy, he’s a bully who thinks he’s above everyone but no one likes him and his only friend is a stinky kid named ethan

“Robbi hurdman, you’re so fat even a whale looks small to you”

robbi hurdman by Washyoself!! September 10, 2020

robbi hurdman 

Robbi hurdman Is the type of guy to train his dog to get Taco Bell from the door, he’s the type of guy to get a stair lift because he can’t walk up stairs, he’s the type of guy to bully a person with Down syndrome

“Robbi hurdman you’re so big whales look tiny compared to you”

robbi hurdman by Washyoself!! September 10, 2020

Benjy Hardman

A solid geezer who roams the streets of Chesterfield with his boys. He once tried to pull a girl called Harriet Mount but got mugged off by some square headed boy. He romantically likes Libby Hayward and Abi Ward but denies all of it. Overall not a force to be reckoned with.

"Oy watch out Benjy Hardmans gonna shank ya" said JayTee

Benjy Hardman by Callum Hooley November 21, 2018

Hurdan 

Hurdan is used when you wanna call someone a bitch

Geez David is such a hurdan

Hurdan by ACGamin November 5, 2018

Internet hardman 

An internet hardman is someone who goes online in chat rooms, message boards and the like and insults, belittles and abuses other people. His avatar will probably be some image that gives the impression he's a hardcase, and he'll probably have some tagline like "Shut the fuck up" or "Who you dissin" or "When the master's talking you shut it". But if you were to meet this person face to face you would probably find he is either a skinny or dumpy nerd with thick glasses and his vest tucked into his skidmark-stained y-fronts, has no social life to speak of, has a relationship with a collection of porno mags and has never spoken to a girl.

"I am the Internet Hardman. You are a sad loser and an idiot".
"Fuck off back to your smelly bedroom, you no-life waste of space".

Internet hardman by Stormsworder June 23, 2009

Keyboard Hardman

Alternate version of Internet Tough Guy

when there's a guy or gal online who talks tough online, but really are wimps offline ie "there's this bloke constantly sayin on Bebo he's gonna tear me a new one but i think he's a bit of a keyboard hardman"

Keyboard Hardman by granite_sheep September 12, 2009