Hurambe

Is a big fat African monkey that’s steals you dude and water. If you leave him he will steal all your shit. If you go to sleep he will suck you toes. He looks black but he actually Afghanistan and if you leave him unintended he will crash a plane into a building.

Jim:is that hurambe
Balsack:YES, LICK MY TOES HURAMBE!!!

Hurambe by Heeheeheehaw123 December 12, 2022

harambe's law 

Harambe's Law

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/abelist" is code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, Homophobic or another pejorative term is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.

"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"

harambe's law by Benny1985 November 15, 2016

Harambetard 

An internet retard who, for some unknown psychological defect, is unable to get over the entire "child falls into gorilla's enclosure and the gorilla gets shot in the end" incident. Harambetards are usually seen endlessly posting about insanely unfunny "dank memes" involving some retarded line about Harambe the gorilla. People in their right mind are advised to stay away from harambetards as much as possible, as their retardation is probably contagious.

Guy A: Hey, check out my new harambe post! It's so funny Ima shit myself laughing. Huehue!
Guy B: Will you just stay the fuck away from me? I don't want any harambetards around. Do your troll shit elswhere, you retardo!

Harambetard by pwnageforever September 20, 2016

Harambe flipping

Taking LSD and Viagra at the same time.

Yeah, Harambe flipping might be the real deal. I think I'm done with LSD for a while now...

Harambe flipping by logusviringenious August 15, 2016

Harambe's Law 

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/islamophobe" is Leftist code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, or Homophobic is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.

"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"

Harambe's Law by F.U. Arock November 15, 2016

harambe 

An innocent gorilla that was killed because some stupid mother couldn't keep track of her child.

RIP Harambe.

harambe by D12434132 July 9, 2016

Harambeism 

The belief that the Gorilla shot on the 28th of may (Cincinnati Zoo) is truly a being of divine power, or a deity. It is often practiced in extremism.

Dicks Out For Harambe

Guy 1: "Dude whats with everyone saying 'dicks out for harambe' lol it was just a Gorilla"
Guy 2: "How dare you mock Harambeism, You fucking Heretic! dicks out! dicks out!"

Harambeism by Freemanism July 31, 2016