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Humpty Cunt 

A female trying to do a man's job. Any cunt who has a job as a police officer or fire fighter. A bitch who gets paid for a job they can't do.
Get that Humpty Cunt out of the fire station and back home where she can clean house and her man's pipes.

I need a new partner in my scout car, the humpty cunt is useless.
That lazy humpty cunt has never earned her paycheck!
Humpty Cunt by Scammer Steve April 9, 2008
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humpty cunt 

Any female trying to do a mans job. A female who pretends she can actually be a police officer or firefighter. A woman earning a mans paycheck without really doing the job!
Get that HUMPTY CUNT out of the fire station and back home barefoot and cleaning house and pipes.

I need a new partner in my scout car, that HUMPTY CUNT is useless.

That lazyHUMPTY CUNT hasn't earned one paycheck yet!
humpty cunt by scammer steve April 8, 2008

Humpty Cunt 

A female trying to do a man job. Humpty Cunts try to pretend they are police officers or fire fighters. Any woman who gets equal pay with men, but can't do the job.
Get that Humpty Cunt out of the fire station and back home barefoot where she can clean the house and her man's pipes.

I need a new partner in my squad car, that humpty cunt is useless.

She is just a useless Humpty Cunt, she never pulls her own weight!
Humpty Cunt by Scammer Steve April 8, 2008
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