Humping puppy

A guy/girl who will not leave you alone, but you don't want to tell them to go away because they are cute in a sad/pathetic sort of way. Like how you can't kick a puppy that is humping your leg, because it is too cute.

"That guy won't leave me alone, but he's a humping puppy so I can't tell him to skrew off!"

by Appers May 27, 2005