Houston Rockets

Lucky unlucky NBA team who managed to get a 22 win streak that got ended by the Celtics in the 2007-2008 season.

Dude: Wanna watch the Houston Rockets tonight?
Other Dude: No dude I don't want to jinks it they might lose.

Houston Rockets by oogalaboogala00000 June 28, 2008

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Houston Rockets

The Houston Rockets are one of the greatest teams in the world. They are so great in fact, that they make little girls (and some guys) squeal with enthusiasm everytime they score!

Unfortunately, recently, they have been plagued with a series of bad/unlucky/injury-prone players.

For Example:
Jamabalaya Jackson
Alex Rodriquez
Tracy McLady/McLazyEye/BrokeBackMcGrady/stupid wanker
Peyton Manning
Clutch the Mascot.

There are many Houston Rockets examples I could show you, but browsing through the GARM section at Clutchfans.net will make everything self-explanatory.

Houston Rockets by ssp0929 April 7, 2009

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Houston Rocket

The act of lubricating ones penis and wanking off ( or masturbating ) with Germ-X, or the prefered hand sanitizer. While convenient, this method results in a burning sensation on ones foreskin.

This trend originated in Houston, Texas and was soon adopted by individuals who live busy lives and have the urge to masturbate but do not have the time or resources neccesary to wash up afterward ejaculating.

Co-Worker: “Dylan went into the back room by himself for about three and a half minutes and came back looking dehydrated and red in the face. I don’t think he fapped. He didn’t use the restroom afterwards.”
Me: “That sly little prick probably gave himself a Houston Rocket.”

Houston Rocket by drdoofenshmurtz March 20, 2018

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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