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Hounger

Chip stealer and Noel Edmonds fancier.
Tracey's sister was the ultimate hounger
by Mozzawoo May 28, 2018
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Hungernausea

The sensation that you are unsure is either hunger or nausea. Usually happens when you haven't eaten in a long while.
I'm feeling hungernausea... I'm not sure whether I should eat or not.
by broodholme September 12, 2020
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houngry

An intentional mispelling of the word "hungry" coined by political talk show host Kyle Kulinski in a tweet from 2011.

Usually used in the form of "<plural noun> is houngry."
"Niggas is houngry" - Kyle Kulinski, 2011
by _retard November 30, 2020
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shell hunger

shell hunger — unnecessary death caused by the lack of sufficient ammunition in the midst of a fire fight.
Before Ukrainians die of starvation or cold weather, many good men women and children will die of shell hunger if we don’t give that country the weapons it needs. ARSENAL OF DEMOCRACY, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 24, 2023
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skin hunger

When you've been without a date for a long, long time, haven't seen your Mom for ages, and no one has hugged you forever and you need someone to touch and hug you, that's skin hunger.

When you are lying in bed or sitting on a park bench and begin fantasizing about lying in bed holding another person and NOT thinking about sex. That's skin hunger!
"Wow. I just met this guy and he grabbed and hugged me the first time he saw me and he said, "Hello!!". My skin felt like it had been electrically buzzed! I have such terrible skin hunger."

I went to a masseuse. As he was massaging my legs and back and my skin was sizzling, I realized no one had touched me in a long, long time. Pure skin hunger!
by sweetsie March 20, 2011
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hungerlust

Guys expercience hungerlust with an obsession to nutt in her mouth

Girls experience hungerlust with a desire to draw a guy away from porn (porncation) into her mouth with the objective of sucking his balls empty.

A girl's hungerlust is increased in proportion to the degree his cock is above average lenth (7") and above average girth (5").

A girl experience almost ZERO hungerlust for below average cock.
by Unloaded Words December 15, 2012
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founder hounder

A person, usually a heterosexual female, who pursues relationships or hookups with the founders of tech startups. Like a jersey chaser for nerds. This term was used in the "Bachmanity Insanity" episode of "Silicon Valley."
Clive: "Hey Otto, how's the organic sustainable single-origin artisanal small batch cold brew nitro coffee roasting gig going?"
Otto: "Not great, man. It turns out that our proprietary method of using only high altitude Jamaican Blue Mountain beans filtered through the digestive tract of a civet cat is pretty expensive. So we set our price at $10 a cup, which barely covers our costs, but it's been hard to compete with these low-end stores like Four Barrel and Ritual that sell coffee for only $7, and the peasants here in SF actually drink that swill instead of ours. We went out of business."
Clive: "Oh well, at least you have Matilda. She's your ride-or-die-bitch, right?"
Otto: "Um, not really. She ditched me for this douchebag who is Co-Founder and CEO of this stupid app called Pewply."
Clive: "You mean the app where you take a picture of your feces and it gives you dietary recommendations based on their machine learning big data algorithms? Dude, Pewply is awesome. It totally helped me better come to grips with my gluten allergy."
Otto: "Yeah I'm sensitive to gluten too. But I can't believe she left me for this chode just because of his piece of crap - no pun intended - startup!"
Clive: "Connect the dots, man. Before you, she hooked up with the founders of Markitable, Zenalytics, Flooberli, Sharepnp, and Majikly. She's a classic founder hounder!"
by Nicholas D May 31, 2016
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