Hot topic goth

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Also known as "Hot pockets" by the gothic community who loathe to include said hot pockets but feel they must through some vague desire to progenerate and keep the culture going. Hot Pockets are considered a very sad perversion of a good (or bad, depending on your point of view) thing.

Goth 1: Do we really have to let these hot topic goths into the club? That has GOT to be a fake ID. The kid looks 12.

Goth 2: Yes. We have to pay for the club somehow, and the Hot Pockets have quite a bit of daddy's money to spend.

Goth 1: *le sigh*

Hot topic goth by alunalai June 11, 2006

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Hot topic goth

A person who they're goth because they shop at Hot Topic.

Don't get me wrong I shop at Hot Topic.

Elario: Look at me! I'm so goth because I listen to Good Charlotte and shop at Hot Topic!

Me: Right....

Hot topic goth by Goddess of Darkness July 16, 2004

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Hot topic goth

A kid who thinks they are hard, do to the fact they shop at hot topic.

Wow!!! look at that hot topic goth, What a faggot ass mutha fucka!

Hot topic goth by Jason And Kim September 11, 2003

Garden Variety Hot Topic Goth

Mall-wandering Goth who shops at Hot Topic. Idolizes Amy Lee. Puts on black makeup and clothes, listens to Evanescence and Good Charlotte. Writes horrible Poetry.

"Hark! What doth cometh out of Hot Topic? The Pants with tons of Metal! The Good Charlotte Shirt! The GAWTHIK TEARDROPS! IT BE THE GARDEN VARIETY HOT TOPIC GOTH!"

Garden Variety Hot Topic Goth by [schism] July 26, 2004

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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