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Someone playing a game online is breathing heavily into their microphone, or are having lots of background noise interfer with the other players.
"Fusion, you got a hot mic. I can hear your Wife in the background."
Hot mic by eshm March 4, 2009
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Someone has their microphone turned on talking to other players for a long period of time, without push to talk. Typically in an online game.
Billy was hot mic'ing in sea of thieves talking to his teamates.
hot mic by DoYouKnowDeWey? March 17, 2019
When someone creates a lot of background noise in their microphone on purpose in an online game and disables push-to-talk. This results in loud static which disturbs all the other players.
Hotmiccer: *loud ass noises disturbing everyone*
Other players: Turn your mic off!
Hotmiccer: *continues to hot mic*
Other players: Ok we will just mute you.
Hot Mic by vapeswave May 21, 2020
After your dick has been freshly removed from a womana ass and still has doo doo residue on the shaft, she grabs your cock and begins to sing into the tip like a karaoke mic.
After a fun evening at the karaoke bar I took her home and she gave me an encore performance with a hot mic.
Hot Mic by Floor duh man November 30, 2024
After your dick has been freshly removed from a womana ass and still has doo doo residue on the shaft, she grabs your cock and begins to sing into the tip like a karaoke mic.
After a fun evening at the karaoke bar I took her home and she gave me an encore performance with a hot mic.
Hot Mic by Floor duh man November 30, 2024

Hot Michigan 

Much like a snowball, a Hot Michigan is the act of blowing a powdery substance directly into another person's anal cavity using only the lips. Once applied, the powdery substance is then returned to the blower's mouth via a hot fart.
Corey: The only way I'll get high is if you blew those drugs right into my ass.
Ryan: I'll do that!
Corey: I swear to God I'll fart them right back into your mouth!
Ryan: Oooo! A Hot Michigan! Let's do this!
Corey: *blank stare*
Hot Michigan by Ramertax August 19, 2011

Hot Michael

The act of having someone lick your butt hole just after shitting instead of using toilet paper.
Kevin had no toilet paper, so Sarah gave him a Hot Michael
Hot Michael by Private_TickleButton December 27, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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