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Hot rock
A method of meth consumption in which a glass tub with one connected to a long surgical hose is heated with a torch. You then take the tube and place it on the shard of meth in order to inhale the resulting smoke. It's a modified version of a hot rail. Juicy Jess is credited with inviting the method. She is something like a o.g. of pit smoke to her nostril. I love her.
Hot rock by Jessica "pokey" December 18, 2025
helga hot rock
an unusual and often painful massage method. the masseuse hits the persons back very hard while saying "Helga Hot Rock".
helga hot rock by Toboggan Devil May 8, 2015
Bavarian hot rock massage
Like the conventional hot rock massage ,a Type of massage involves the use and placement of heated basalt river rocks on different points of the body it is then used to deep tissue massage by qualified technicians to expertly massage with the use of the stones ,
The Bavarian version has substituted the Rocks for three ( or four ) equally spaced faecal nuggets along the spine of the lucky recipient of the deep tissue relaxation massage .
The Bavarian version has substituted the Rocks for three ( or four ) equally spaced faecal nuggets along the spine of the lucky recipient of the deep tissue relaxation massage .
Bavarian hot rock massage by StuBoy February 15, 2022
real good, real hot, rock hard
1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.
2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.
1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!
2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!
2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!
real good, real hot, rock hard by Gormory Wexler February 27, 2009
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.