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montana hot pocket 

The Act in which a person takes deer or elk meat and puts it in a blender. Once blended the person pours the liquid meat into a Popsicle mold and once frozen uses that as a dildo
My boyfriend keeps on giving me Montana hot pockets. What a great person!
montana hot pocket by LouisMT October 28, 2015

Montana Hot Pocket 

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.
My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.
Montana Hot Pocket by summiebummie February 24, 2023

Montana Red Hot

While getting blown by your gay lover you pull out and ejaculate on his face while pepper-spraying him.
Greg's eyes were swollen shut from an allergic reaction to a Montana red hot.