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hot monkey sex 

wild, unabashed sexual activity that leaves one or more of the participants howling like deranged monkeys.
After five hours of athletic and dextrous hot monkey sex, both Sarah and Gene were ready for a good night's sleep.
hot monkey sex by Rickee April 23, 2003

hot monkey sex 

To engage in vigorously steamy sexual intercourse with someone who is not hot but leaves you screaming for more.
I know Lamont's not hot but he sure is good for hot monkey sex.
hot monkey sex by AuntyEm October 18, 2006

Hot Monkey Sex 

Hot Monkey Sex is when two (or more) people have a very sweaty pillow fight (occurs most often in cuba).
"Nick and Laura! Stop having hot monkey sex in our room!" -Kay

hot monkey sex 

Sex in high Tempratures with Monkeys and Dil-do's
hot monkey sex by John Smith May 2, 2003

red hot monkey sex

sex so intense that you'll keep going and going and leaving you hot sticky and sweaty and out of breath
"Edward and i had red hot monkey sex ALL night last night"
red hot monkey sex by sdtthshs January 3, 2009

Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex 

That good 'ol wake the neighbors, scare the pets, put dents in the headboard, animalistic fucking. Where the action is so hot you're panting and sweating and grunting like monkeys in heat. The kind where it goes on for hours, just stopping to take a water break. There might be drugs, there might be 2 or 3 extra people too. This is the kinda shit people write into penthouse forum about. ;)
Me and the wife met this stripper last night. She came back to our place and watched us go at it for a bit, then she hopped into bed with us until the sun came up. Damn but that was some Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex !!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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