Hot Joe

A complete and utter stranger with whom you have an obsessive crush on and intense attraction to. In most cases, the Hot Joe does not pay the crusher any attention whatsoever.

I found a Hot Joe in the library, he's a law student and I stalk him relentlessly to this day.

by Humbled Bitch October 23, 2013

Hot Joe

The act of letting a Helen Chamberlain circumsize you with a razor blade in return for her doing ANYTHING.

Helen Chamberlain: "I'll let you do anything if you let me circumsize you with this razor blade"
Joe: "You mean a hot joe?"
Helen Champerlain: *licks lips*
Joe: *slowly unzips fly*

by Jemermy Keegan December 15, 2009

Sloppy Joe Hot Shot

when a girl/guy launches explosive diarrhea all over a persons face to be eaten.

Be right back guys, i'm gonna go get a sloppy joe hot shot.

by Grim Panda July 26, 2011

A piping hot cup of Joe

Hot sex with your plumber.

I'll take a piping hot cup of joe, (; maybe later you could....clean my pipes?

by Herman Merman Bitch April 24, 2020