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Hot Funk 

It sort of resembles a volcano erupting, or a bunny giving Batgirl a lap dance. It's the kind of zone that you get whilst in the club. The DJ's going, and the beats are inside you. It brings out unusual "funky" and/or "gnarly" dance moves to the floor, which are brought on by your inner baller. Adoring phenomenons such as these are usually influenced by substantial amounts of strobe lights, Grey Goose, Crystal Skull, Jack Daniels, and/or Corona Light. It is a truly remarkable experience to have. Only the dopest can feel it. Can you?
Last night during hot funk I was sure that I would be wolfin' it down at the next full moon.

"Am I in heaven?"
"Hot funk!"

"Bro, I totally had hot funk at the banger last night."
"You can't hot funk at a banger...It's completely above ridin dat wave...~"

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Hot Funk by MelBelleK April 17, 2010
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Funky Hot Dogs

This is when a person has a barbeque but before cooking the hot dogs they insert them into a real dogs' pussy. Hot dogs should remain in the pussy for at least one hour to attain full funkatude.
At Kevin's BBQ, he served some high quality Funky Hot Dogs and they were delicious
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Funky Hot Dogs

Fucking a female with raw hotdogs and then eating them, using the cum from the female as the condiments.
After a long day of fucking bitches, Kevin decided to take a break, enjoying some Funky Hot Dogs!
Funky Hot Dogs by Rob the Slob March 31, 2003