Hot Frosty

A very bold and zesty cup of Joe with all of the frothy crema on top.

Phildangerous: Yo J-$teazy, you want a Hot Frosty bro?
J-$teazy: Hot Frosty with the boyz!

by D-Nawsty December 31, 2017

hot frosty

a really good-lookin' corpse that makes you seriously consider necrophilia.

"Edward Cullen is a total hot frosty. I'd like to do a little sucking myself."

by Dichead January 19, 2009

Hot frosty

Semen, cum or jizz.

She didn't let me stick it inside her, so I spilled my hot frosty on her face.

by Blow Jobs Are Icky November 30, 2010

Hot Frosty Lincoln

A frozen beard, vaguely shaped like a sex toy, and smeared with fecal matter. You then use the beard like an accommodater dildo while preforming cunnilingus on a female, who is driving a lincoln

Jim brought his fake beard so jenny could get her hot frosty Lincoln while driving her hot rod Lincoln.

by jspyke March 29, 2009

Hot Frosty

When a guy has butt sex a bitch outside in the cold, preferably snowing.

Steve, I can’t believe you have Ashley a Hot Frosty this Christmas.

by bongbadabongbadabong December 5, 2024

Hot Frosty

The sexual act where a man secretly rubs hot sauce, curry, or other zesty concoctions onto his penis before having sex with a single mom/widow in her small hometown during the holiday season, most notably Christmas.

I thought he really cared about me, but after Tito gave me a Hot Frosty I knew it was over.

by Cyber trump November 21, 2024

Hot Frosty

"A hot frosty is when someone who is lactose intolerant drinks a gallon of milk then shits all over their friend's bare ass to the Harlem shake."

I can't believe you're just now finding out that Blippi did the hot frosty on that dude.

by Chromacorn December 27, 2024