Hot Blumpkin

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This is a sexual move that is a cross breed between 2 others. This is the most diobolical sexual maneuver ever fantasized. The Hot Blumpkin is a mix between The Hot Karl and a Blumpkin. This move may only be done in a threesome. The act is performed when the male of the threesome recieves oral sex or a blowjob if you will. In the process of recieving this blowjob the male proceeds to defecate in the mouth of the third member of the threesome resulting in a completely nasty but satisfying release of semen and fecal matter in 2 different bystanders mouths

DUDE!! I had a threesome last night and while one girl was sucking me off I shit in the other bitches mouth...it was the best HOT Blumpkin I ever got

Hot Blumpkin by J-Rad Wisnizzle June 24, 2009

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Hot Blumpkin

N., The receiving of a blowjob while on the toilet, but instead of pooping in the toilet, it lands on the chest of the partner.

Some dude told me he gave his fiancee a hot blumpkin when they got home from their engagement party last night.

Hot Blumpkin by AleHouseMan May 4, 2009

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The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time

Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york

Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!

american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket by papajewww September 29, 2010

hot blumkin

Combining a hot carl and a blumkin, a hot blumkin is the act of receving oral sex by one slut while defacating on another.

man 1: yo, i got a hot blumkin from two sluts last nigtht!

man 2: Sluts!

hot blumkin by unrespectablewoman June 1, 2009

Hoblumpkin

A blumpkin provided by a hobo

Jeff couldn't afford his regular blumpkin from a prostitute, so he had to settle for a hoblumpkin instead.

Hoblumpkin by Keyan Mutha Fuckin' Reid y'all February 11, 2010

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026