Hot Blumpkin 

This is a sexual move that is a cross breed between 2 others. This is the most diobolical sexual maneuver ever fantasized. The Hot Blumpkin is a mix between The Hot Karl and a Blumpkin. This move may only be done in a threesome. The act is performed when the male of the threesome recieves oral sex or a blowjob if you will. In the process of recieving this blowjob the male proceeds to defecate in the mouth of the third member of the threesome resulting in a completely nasty but satisfying release of semen and fecal matter in 2 different bystanders mouths

DUDE!! I had a threesome last night and while one girl was sucking me off I shit in the other bitches mouth...it was the best HOT Blumpkin I ever got

Hot Blumpkin by J-Rad Wisnizzle June 24, 2009

Hot Blumpkin 

N., The receiving of a blowjob while on the toilet, but instead of pooping in the toilet, it lands on the chest of the partner.

Some dude told me he gave his fiancee a hot blumpkin when they got home from their engagement party last night.

Hot Blumpkin by AleHouseMan May 4, 2009

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The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time

Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york

Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!

american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket by papajewww September 29, 2010

hot blumkin 

Combining a hot carl and a blumkin, a hot blumkin is the act of receving oral sex by one slut while defacating on another.

man 1: yo, i got a hot blumkin from two sluts last nigtht!

man 2: Sluts!

hot blumkin by unrespectablewoman June 1, 2009

Hoblumpkin 

A blumpkin provided by a hobo

Jeff couldn't afford his regular blumpkin from a prostitute, so he had to settle for a hoblumpkin instead.

Hoblumpkin by Keyan Mutha Fuckin' Reid y'all February 11, 2010