hot balls optimus

Optimus prime's back ally stripper name. Used when he hooks up with bumblebee on dirty street corners

Hot balls Optimus is a trap hoe he did me so good

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

hot as balls

About 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Unlike, say, "hot as hell" or "scorching hot," this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one's balls is carefully regulated by the scrotum to maintain a high sperm count.

Alice: Man, it is hot as balls out there today.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.

by lukebn June 22, 2010

hot as balls

Phrase used to describe when the temperature is hot. Usually it is hot enough that your balls will sag and potentially stick to your leg.

Turn on the AC, it's hot as balls in here

by ByRd November 6, 2007

Hot as balls

To describe the weather

It is hot as balls in Chico in the summer.

by BL June 21, 2001

hot as balls

Term describing abnormally hot weather, but which can be attributed to exactly 95 degrees Fahrenheit, which is the approximate natural temperature of male testicles.

Actually, it's only 93 degrees outside, so it's just almost as hot as balls.

by Elton John is a Sex God September 18, 2010

hot as balls

A phrase often used in Newfoundland to describe beautiful woman.

That bitch is hot as balls.

by hitch12 September 8, 2006

balls hot

It's so hot that you have to hydrate non stop to keep your balls moist.

You wanna go outside?
Fuck that, it's balls hot out there.

by Twigstick September 4, 2007