hot as balls

About 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Unlike, say, "hot as hell" or "scorching hot," this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one's balls is carefully regulated by the scrotum to maintain a high sperm count.

Alice: Man, it is hot as balls out there today.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.

by lukebn June 24, 2010

hot as balls

Phrase used to describe when the temperature is hot. Usually it is hot enough that your balls will sag and potentially stick to your leg.

Turn on the AC, it's hot as balls in here

by ByRd November 28, 2007

Hot as balls

To describe the weather

It is hot as balls in Chico in the summer.

by BL June 21, 2001

hot as balls

Term describing abnormally hot weather, but which can be attributed to exactly 95 degrees Fahrenheit, which is the approximate natural temperature of male testicles.

Actually, it's only 93 degrees outside, so it's just almost as hot as balls.

by Elton John is a Sex God September 18, 2010

hot as balls

A phrase often used in Newfoundland to describe beautiful woman.

That bitch is hot as balls.

by hitch12 September 8, 2006

hot as balls

When it's so hot you want to punch someone in the face.

"Goddamn it's hot as balls outside."

by ljak November 23, 2021

hot as satan's balls

extremely hot

"It's hot as satan's balls outside"

by 8===D----(.)(.) April 17, 2010