Hosetch

Another term for a person's rear end.

Get your big hosetch off the table!

Hosetch by Ben Schumin December 2, 2003

Hoetch 

n. A term used for a friend that is more than a best friend but is like family to you. A hoetch can only be goodlooking. When you are a hoetch, you are a dear friend to that person.

n. A hoe/bitch. When you act like a hoetch, you are acting like a hoe and a bitch.

note: there is a difference between being a hoetch and acting like a hoetch. Being a hoetch is a positive thing, however, acting like a hoetch is an insult.

definition 1: Katie is a hoetch. She is Queen Hoetch, actually.

definition 2: She is acting like such a hoetch, I can't stand her.

Hoetch by mitra and kristin October 14, 2008

hosketchmann 

A person who is, at all times, acting in a shady manner.

When Ashley drops acid, she is such a hosketchmann.
Kyle is a supreme hosketchmann.

hosketchmann by Living Legend April 25, 2007

hosechat 

unwanted conversation with the person at the next urinal

So I'm standing there taking a leak, minding my own business, and this guy next to me starts in with the hosechat. Talk about awkward.

hosechat by jmusc February 5, 2010