Black,sexy,athletic,funny,smart,mature,very good at singing, likes to take showers, favorite color=red. realy good at espanol. AMAZING person and boyfriend. and i love him.

Person 1: DAYUMMMM who is that?
Person 2: that would be kodi horstman.

kodi horstman by ash gdov8yhvd8abs dvas April 24, 2009

Bojack Horseman

The best animated show ever. Starring with Will Arnett playing the main character the Bojack Horseman, a selfish horse with drug addict and alcohol problems and dark sense of humor with total apathy to other people. The show pretty much shows how he ruins everything because of his self destructive character and because he is a celebrity he can get away with it. The show also focuses on how deeply fake Hollywood is and makes a satire on celebrities while also focusing on such issues as depression and self expression.

Person1: Have you seen Bojack Horseman?

Person2: Yeah! It's the best show ever!

Bojack Horseman by Dr.Notafraidofapples April 2, 2020

Bojack horseman

Old cringey Song by J. Grimes that sounds as good as homework on a Friday night

j grimes probably should’ve taken the time to make a better song than release his latest ego stroking song about nothing, only good part is the beat

Bojack horseman by J Grimes (junior grimes)

Lyrics: “I got bitches on my grind yeah I don’t miiind a biiiitt”

“I pre-tjffitnfkfskfjskd” the rest is hot garbage

J. Grimes lacks the authenticity or seriousness to be a rapper or singer for that matter, any song J. Grimes drops is further proof of that

Bojack Horseman is a strangely below average trash song

Bojack horseman by Hmmmmm, nah April 15, 2022

Bojack Horseman

The horse from Horsin' Around

Is that the horse from Horsin' Around?
Bojack Horseman?

Bojack Horseman by Uselessdesk October 12, 2021

bojack horseman

the horse from horsin around

"Is that the horse from horsin around?"
"Yeah thats bojack horseman,but hes gotten fatter!"

bojack horseman by slickthefox10132 October 15, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026