Horse Friends 

Two men who like to dress up as horses, chew on hay, hug one another while their testicles touch and make horse sounds in each other's ears. Neo and Poopsock.

Please give us some privacy, we are practicing being Horse Friends.

Horse Friends by Sparklepaws October 13, 2014

Trojan Horse Friend

Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.

Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'

Trojan Horse Friend by rodlikestoparty July 6, 2018

friends house poop 

When you have to poop but your at a friends house and poop a lot and you will clog your friends toilet

Uh oh I have a friends house poop right now. Um can I go outside and use it!?!?

friends house poop by I am your secret sister May 20, 2018

Crack House Friend 

An intimately close kind of friend, not that you would smoke crack with, but that you could call and say "I'm in a crack house, and I'm scared for my life.", who would then do everything in their power to get you help or help you themselves.

Person 1: Hey, who's your best friend?

Person 2: I don't have best friends, I have Crack House Friends.

Person 1: Dag, yo.

Crack House Friend by PsychoactiveEyes June 10, 2023

can I go to my friend's house...hehe 

I'm gonna fuck or do dumb shit

can I go to my friend's house...hehe (I'm gonna fuck she is so hot ffffffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk).

can I go to my friend's house...hehe by jhared 19 January 17, 2021

a friend's house 

your second crash pad when you're an idiotager and were kicked out of your parents' house for misbehaving

I know a guy from high school who had to go to a friend's house after he invited a few joy girls over

a friend's house by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2014

a friend's house 

your second crash pad when you're an idiotager being kicked out of your parents' house for misbehaving

I know a guy from high school who had to go to a friend's house after he invited a few joy girls over

a friend's house by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2017