Horny teen

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A teen that is really engrossed in personal amusement, typically what 95% of people on the in urbandirectory are since every word now has its own sexual innuendo.

Teacher: Now class, define a tangent.. yes you Billy
Horny teen: Its when you put your penis between a women's boobs
Teacher: *facepalm* Billy do you really have to mention your needs

Horny teen by Truthmaster64 September 12, 2017

Horny teen

Everyone on urban dictionary is one

Every single poster is a horny teen on here

Horny teen by 🅱️ommunism January 27, 2022

Horny teen

Basically another word for retard. Everyone on the Internet is a fucking horny teen and I fucking hate it!

If you're a horny teen reading this, please get some help and stay off the Internet. If you're horny just keep it to yourself, it's that simple. No one (besides other horny teens) wants to hear how horny you are so PLEASE, PLEASE KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

Horny teen by I eat poop 69 May 14, 2022

Exploding Horny Teenager

A prepubescent male who undergoes a combustion process, due to excessive accumulated semen and noxious gases (such as methane). Studies show that holding in a fart while having blue balls causes such a phenomena to occur.

Person A: Holy shit, look at that girl's ass!
Person B: ::Explodes::

Did you hear that after Tommy held a fart in all day, Susan came over and he exploded? He was one exploding horny teenager!

Exploding Horny Teenager by Tim, Tim, Alex, Nick, Jason January 18, 2009

hornyteenguy

A little cunt that jerked off on twitter.

Bob:"If you send those nudes yku will be such a hornyteenguy. "
John:"yeah."
John:*does it anyway*

hornyteenguy by RamPaGe101 November 14, 2019

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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