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Horny Teller 

Like a story teller. They tell a sex story that makes you horny. The story bellow is told by an 18 year old horny teller.
I was in the middle of writing class. Suddenly my pencil felt hard. I then looked at the teacher. She looked back at me. Then she walked over and slowly stripped down every piece of paper she had on her. She then slid down my pants and started blowing on my pencil. She rubbed her giant Double D breasts against my pencil to sharpen it. Then my pencil bursted with led into her mouth. I then grabbed her giant Ass and pulled her onto my lap. I put the pencil into her vagina and thrusted in in an ad out so I could get it real sharp. She moaned. I could tell she wanted more. I thrusted harder and harder . I could hear it throbing. My pencil burtsed with led once more but I didn't pull it out. I kept thrusting it harder and faster. After bursting about 10 times I pulled out. I turned her around and shoved her onto the desk. I humpped her hard and fast. Then I entered my pencil into her hole and thrusted. I bursted again. Then my science teacher came in and stripped off her lab coat. I then stuck My hand into her warm Pussy and rubbed her deep and hard. I grinded her from the back as she moaned. I rubbed her oversized breasts with on hand and kept rubbing her pussy with the other. I then bursted.

Later he ran into his school and fucked every girl.
The story of an 18 year old student horny teller
Horny Teller by StoriesOfSex October 26, 2017
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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026