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horn puppy 

A horn puppy is pretty much the same as a horn DOG, but a little more specific. It is used to describe someone who is perfectly sweet and charming but only wants to get in your pants. The difference between this and horn dog is that the horn dog doesn't bother being sweet or charming. It can also be defined as someone who uses the dumb "puppy-dog look" and licks their lips in a provocative way simultaneously.
Girl 1: Omg Nick is SUCH a horn puppy!
Girl 2: I know, right?
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Horn Puppy 

One who is so randy they go around humping everything in sight like a little lost puppy. They also like making wimping/moaning noises at random points in conversations.
"My friend David is such a Horn Puppy that he going around humping everythang!!"

hornpuppy 

a young horndog; a horndog-in-training.
my boyfriend's 11yo son has been talking about girls & booty lately; he is such a hornpuppy. When he gets older he's going to be a real horndog.
hornpuppy by sherm8621 October 22, 2012

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026