Horizontal Life Pause

A nap.
Phew... I could sure use a horizontal life pause.
by dustysgirl December 30, 2014
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Horizontal Life

N: a synonym for sex life. More commonly used for women who more commonly lay horizontally during sex.
"Did you read Chelsea Handler's book My Horizontal Life? It's a collection of her one night stands"
by jembert January 07, 2010
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