Horizontal Life Pause

A nap.

Phew... I could sure use a horizontal life pause.

by dustysgirl December 30, 2014

Horizontal Life

N: a synonym for sex life. More commonly used for women who more commonly lay horizontally during sex.

"Did you read Chelsea Handler's book My Horizontal Life? It's a collection of her one night stands"

by jembert January 7, 2010