When you leave happy hour, thinking you are in good shape, but the combination of drinking, and exposure to the cold airoutside creates a sudden, intense urge to pee.
I left happy hour last night and it's only two blocks to my house but I got hit with the winter happy hour effect.
Did you make it home in time ?
Eventually got there, but I think the sidewalk in front of Andy's Market is going to be icy this morning.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"