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Hope Christian Schools 

Hope Christian Schools is a “christian” Elementary school, Mid School, and High School. They focus more on making you learn and memorize verses than actual useful things. They also enjoy spending the students $10,000 a year tuition on useless things like golf carts, interactive smart boards, and a shade structure that doesn’t even work instead of spending their money on things such as better teacher salary and food that doesn’t taste like it came from the toilets at Taco Bell.
Person 1: hey what school do you go to
Person 2: Hope Christian schools

Person 1: that sucks
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hope christian mid school 

Hope christian middle school is a "christian" school is located in the upper heights of Albuquerque, NM where the school is more focused on spending their money on useless thing instead of getting things that would be useful. for example they bought custom toilet paper dispensers instead of actually trying to get decent teachers. and spend most of the time looking through hours of camera footage, using the many unnecessary cameras, trying to get kids into trouble, also this school is literally run by the basketball team any other school team is forced to practice somewhere else because hope is to cheap to actually get a good field but will spend thousands making sure the basketball court is in tip top shape to keep the rich kids winning so all the insanely wealthy parents will continue to fund this god awful school
Hope Christian Mid School is an awful school

Hope Christian High School 

Hopeless Christian is a private high school in the North East Heights of Albuquerque, NM. It is run by the basketball team who decided that it is the only sport allowed to have on campus practices, and the cheerleading team that has never quite actually won a national championship. Most hopies believe that they are entitled to everything including the "pot lounge" behind the art building. They like to talk about how right they are no matter what the issue is, and they never seem to shut up about it either. This school built out of tuff-shed cares more about the grass in the middle of campus that, instead of letting kids walk on it, they make students walk around it making them late to class. Lastly, Hopes baseball team wouldn't be so bad except the coaching staff decided that seniors shouldn't play and freshmen will always carry the team and lose championship games.
See that kid? He goes to Hope Christian High School.

Hope Christian Mid School 

Hope christian middle school is a "christian" school is located in the upper heights of Albuquerque, NM where the school is more focused on spending their money on useless thing instead of getting things that would be useful. for example they bought custom toilet paper dispensers instead of actually trying to get decent teachers. and spend most of the time looking through hours of camera footage, using the many unnecessary cameras, trying to get kids into trouble, also this school is literally run by the basketball team any other school team is forced to practice somewhere else because hope is to cheap to actually get a good field but will spend thousands making sure the basketball court is in tip top shape to keep the rich kids winning so all the insanely wealthy parents will continue to fund this god awful school
Hope Christian Mid School is an awful school
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