Hoosker

To give or receive a blow job.

George payed Jenny $5 to give him a hoosker.

by G30RG3 R0$@$ May 13, 2011

Hoosker

A hyperactive, spastic fellow that has schizo-effective disorder and a janky smile, usually likes loud Chicago rap music and massive amounts of porn. A Hoosker is a great friend for a younger woman, but will be a crazy, good, naughty, complex,and eccentric lover as he ages. To clean a Hoosker a shared bath must be taken otherwise he might take a “bird-bath” once every 5-9 days. Usually has long blond hair worn in dreads or just curls. Origin usually Hungary. Mumbles a lot.

That mumbling Hoosker just ran last me wearing a pink flamingo and headed “that’s where she sleeps” what does that even mean??

by Unique whirring May 1, 2019

hoosker

A swift and rapid movment or change of direction.

That shit ass Saturn hooskerd in my parking spot.

by Steve M (JettaStevo) November 30, 2005

hoosker

cold beer

"you wanna grab some hooskers"

by yardog October 3, 2008

Hoosker Nugget

the piece of poop you find laying around after having sex with a hooker

dawg i found a big "hoosker nugget" in my room after the party

by Smokey Mcnotpot September 18, 2006

hoosker tuesdays

an erotic sexual act, that involves high velocity spinning on a tire swing, while performing the spread eagle position,usually involving household condiments(relish,salsa,ketchup,jam,etc.)performed prominantly on fridays.

hank: hey cindy, hoosker tuesdays?

cindy: but its only thursday.

hank: oh,and the refrigerator is empty.

cindy: aw, too bad

by seth engleman December 9, 2008

Hoosker Doo

The act of leaving a self-checkout stand in a store with out paying.

After the people in front of me completed their transaction and I stepped up to the self check-out kiosk I noticed that the choose payment method was still on the screen. It was then I realized that the previous customers has just pulled a hoosker doo.

by Mntnbikr September 8, 2012