by G30RG3 R0$@$ April 22, 2011
by Steve M (JettaStevo) November 28, 2005
A hyperactive, spastic fellow that has schizo-effective disorder and a janky smile, usually likes loud Chicago rap music and massive amounts of porn. A Hoosker is a great friend for a younger woman, but will be a crazy, good, naughty, complex,and eccentric lover as he ages. To clean a Hoosker a shared bath must be taken otherwise he might take a “bird-bath” once every 5-9 days. Usually has long blond hair worn in dreads or just curls. Origin usually Hungary. Mumbles a lot.
That mumbling Hoosker just ran last me wearing a pink flamingo and headed “that’s where she sleeps” what does that even mean??
by Unique whirring May 01, 2019