A dumbass person who is from da hood and is a clown cuz they are uneducated and do drugs n crap and hang around with ghetto gang thugs cuz they lack talent and can't do shit other than playing call of duty with guns and violence. And they try to act cool n tuff when they're really not. And they're just sad because they have sex issues and can't milk any girls cuz all they do is try to become famous by doing crimes n shit to get on the news and just bully and harass people for no reason cuz they're peasants and poor mothafuckas that are a joke to society and always will be because they are nazis.
Random person: Hey bro check out my AE86 its so cool.
Average human waste to society on earth: LOL that car is slow can't even beat a lambo in a straight line!
Random person: Try saying that to the 2JZ underneath the hood and lambos can't drift go back to your peasant town Ghetto Hood Gangster Thug Hood Boy and go act like a ghetto gang thug clown there we don't do that here and besides you drive a junk piece of crap Prius EV stupid bitchass ricer mothafucka :)
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.