Hoobi

A secret killer that never get caught

There was once this guy who went up to his friend and said, "WHO BE trynna kill me!" and his friend said "Uh...idk?". The guy gets very upset that no one is listening to him and so goes home. Next day the guy was found murdered in his home. Turns out some guy named HOOBI killed him.

by Hoobieeee April 4, 2020

hooby hooby

any one person or persons who lacks common knowledge and sense. Hooby Hoobies are easily confused and are extremely forgetful.

"My boyfriend put an entire tablespoon (tbs) of salt into our casserole, when the recipe called for a teaspoon (tsp). He is such a Hooby Hooby."

by noodle doo October 4, 2011

hooby

Wack. Crazy. Really dumb.

Check out that hooby motherfucker!

by Stinky Cockersly July 11, 2004

Hoobie

A nickname for a jaunty short asian guy who works for an international life coaching company.

"I spent a delightful weekend albeit expensive with Hoobie, and that guy totally fucked with my head"

by Alex Sanders January 24, 2007

Hoobies

Hairy Boobies or Hair Around he Boobies

Lee Has Hoobies!!
He Should Shave Them!!

by --SqueaK-- September 22, 2005

Hoobie

The deffintion of everything

That Hoobie was terrific

My Hoobie hurts

Suck my hoobie

What the hoob

by RC345 December 7, 2007

Hoobies

Harry Styles' boobies.

Harrie #1: Did you see they edited out Harry's boobies in Eternals?
Harrie #2: Poor Hoobies.
Harrie #1: JUSTICE FOR HOOBIES!!

by potatoDirectioner March 3, 2022