Hoobaajah

A) A pleasanter-sounding word for those who flinch at the mere mention of the "B" word and have difficulty seeing, thinking or breathing in the "B" word.

B) A religion established around the dogma of eliminating all hospitals and needles and healing the sick through the power of onions between the toes.

When the hoobaajah bank came to town, many people wanted to donate their hoobaajah for free cookies.

She vehemently adhered to the doctrines of hoobaajahism and made a pilgrimage to the greenhouse twice a day.

Hoobaajah by ellpai October 7, 2009

hoobajawa 

Extended: In the most severe of cases the penis has been known to smell like tomatos and explode

Scotts dick wouldn't have exploded but he had to fuck her not once, not twice, but thrice

hoobajawa by David July 30, 2004

hoobajackin 

going up the mountain to have sexytimes

'Hey did you hear about Jack and Jill who went up the hill hoobajackin?"

"... who are you?"

hoobajackin by von luffer October 10, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016