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balls of honnold 

What those few with actual balls of steel consider what, to them, would be like having the next set above balls of steel.
Hi, I'm Duke Nukem; one day I would like to be like Alex Honnold & have true Balls of Honnold.

hongomongonunulogongus 

A very large inanimate object
The horse had a "Hongomongonunulogongus" sized cock

honnolding 

Standing in a precarious place, back against the wall, face towards the drop.
Also, "to honnold". In honour of legendary free climber Alex Honnold, inspired by the many pictures of him honnolding.
Friend: cool man! now try honnolding!
You: yo dude that shit's dangerous, I'm not Alex Honnold man!
honnolding by dadadb April 19, 2019

Hornometer 

A piece of jewelry that is capable of measuring the arousal level -- on a scale of 1 to 20, with 1 being completely asexual and 20 being insatiable -- of its wearer. A related component is also capable of adjusting the arousal level for desired effect. As outlined in the ebook, The Hornometer, by Joe Mudak
Jason wasn't sure if he should make a move on his girlfriend, so he quickly checked the readout on her hornometer. When he saw that it only registered an 8, he quickly raised her arousal level to 15.
Hornometer by Joe Mudak October 5, 2013

Hornomal 

Exactly as chicks commonly blame hormonal issues to explain away their general irrational and anti-social behaviour this can be used by guys to defend their own outrageousness actions.
My girlfriend: Hey, I just caught you checking out that chick on Bay Watch. What's that about?
Me: Uh-huh! S'not my fault - around the full moon I get a hornomal imbalance
My girlfriend: I don't care how much your daddy is paying me, I'm outta here.
Hornomal by Mattyran November 14, 2010

hognomesexual 

A Yard or Garden Gnome of the homosexual persuasion.
Bryan likes boy gnomes - he's a hognomesexual.
hognomesexual by TheGnomeArmy.com October 24, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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