Standing in a precarious place, back against the wall, face towards the drop.
Also, "to honnold". In honour of legendary free climber Alex Honnold, inspired by the many pictures of him honnolding.

Friend: cool man! now try honnolding!
You: yo dude that shit's dangerous, I'm not Alex Honnold man!

honnolding by dadadb April 19, 2019

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Hornometer

A piece of jewelry that is capable of measuring the arousal level -- on a scale of 1 to 20, with 1 being completely asexual and 20 being insatiable -- of its wearer. A related component is also capable of adjusting the arousal level for desired effect. As outlined in the ebook, The Hornometer, by Joe Mudak

Jason wasn't sure if he should make a move on his girlfriend, so he quickly checked the readout on her hornometer. When he saw that it only registered an 8, he quickly raised her arousal level to 15.

Hornometer by Joe Mudak October 5, 2013

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Hornomal

Exactly as chicks commonly blame hormonal issues to explain away their general irrational and anti-social behaviour this can be used by guys to defend their own outrageousness actions.

My girlfriend: Hey, I just caught you checking out that chick on Bay Watch. What's that about?
Me: Uh-huh! S'not my fault - around the full moon I get a hornomal imbalance
My girlfriend: I don't care how much your daddy is paying me, I'm outta here.

Hornomal by Mattyran November 14, 2010

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hognomesexual

A Yard or Garden Gnome of the homosexual persuasion.

Bryan likes boy gnomes - he's a hognomesexual.

hognomesexual by TheGnomeArmy.com October 24, 2007

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