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homoshreksual 

Someone that has feeling solely for Shrek, and his reproductive organs.
See also Bishreksual - The love of men, women, and Shrek (Which I find quite frankly desgustang, as Shrek is love, Shrek is life)
ME: 'Hey guys, I'm coming out as a Homoshreksual'
People: 'Wow you must really love Shrek you sad, lonely gimp!'
homoshreksual by Shreksticles August 14, 2017
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Homoshreksual 

Homoshreksual is a word you use when one has intimate feelings for shrek no matter what gender. When you catch on that some one has feelings for our lord and saviour shrek, you may use the word, in other cases it’s just shreksist.
“Hey joe, I know about your feelings for shrek.”
“Are you calling me homoshreksual?”
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Homoshreksual 

A Homosreksual someone who is attracted to ogres such as Shrek
Ryan: Hey dude i really wanna fuck shrek

Mason: What the fuck is wrong with you, you Homoshreksual
Homoshreksual by Hatmanpersondude February 15, 2022

homoshreksual 

When someone is only attracted, sexually or romantically, to Shrek characters (from any of the movies)
"hey mom, I'm homoshreksual"
"what does than mean darling"

"it means that I'm only attracted to Shrek characters"
homoshreksual by Luna Baird March 16, 2022

Homoshrexual 

Derrick: "Dang, Shrek is sexy."
Kate: "You're such a homoshrexual."
Homoshrexual by .1.1.1.1.1.1.1 August 20, 2019

homoshrexual 

Shrek a well known character from a children's animated movie series was secretly a raging homosexual hence the term "Homoshrexual" he is very handsome and rumor broke out that Shrek and his long time companion donkey had been caught in the swamp together. Shrek is an LGBT advocate and has probably won an Oscar. if you're gay and green and your ears are misshapen chances are you are a Homoshrexual.
Shrek, " where's me arse DONKEY "
Donkey, " you silly homoshrexual "
homoshrexual by wastedtoast May 25, 2020
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