Homo floridus 

Aka Florida man. A living species of human other than Homo sapiens. They are our closest living cousins and are capable of doing insane things which we are unable to do.

That Homo floridus just wrestled 3 grizzly bears and 1 mountain lion all together and killed them with zero effort.

Homo floridus by Diego_Brando April 5, 2022

homo erectus floridus 

Homo erectus floridus, AKA Florida Man, is not known for it’s high functioning intelligence. Scientist are still baffled how the species has managed to survive this long, well past the 20th century, especially with the large influx of new, elderly foreign species from New England and other cold environments, encroaching onto it’s territory and presenting it with competition.

Another stupid move by Desantis, aka homo erectus floridus, that will bring nothing but harm to Florida.

homo erectus floridus by The Sleeze Disease May 31, 2022