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Homo Retardus 

Biologically, humans run off the binary of male and female, so biologically people who identify as neither or anything else are saying that they're not human. Therefore, they are a sub-species under the homo genome (similar to how us humans are Homo Sapiens).
John: "Those people who say they're not male or female are not human by their own definition, they are what are now being called Homo Retardus."
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Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.
Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.
Homo Sapiens Retardus by Yonasu October 11, 2008

homoretardus 

An adult who is unable to sever the umbilical cord.
Only a homoretardi (pl. or homoretardus) would still be on his mom's cellphone plan at 22.

Chris is such a homoretardus, he's visiting home again this weekend instead of visiting his girlfriend.

Is that homoretardus still living with his mom?
homoretardus by blame john July 24, 2008
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026