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Homestuck Fan 

Adjective. An alternative to the word "retard" for easily offended people.
Yeah, nice going there, you Homestuck Fan!

Homestuck Fandom 

A fan base solely revolving around the 2009 webcomic, Homestuck. Filled with nerds, cosplayers, krappy memers, trolls, cringey ocs, vriska simps (although there are little to none vriska simps) vriska haters, undertale fans that only found it from megalovania, normal people who just wanna enjoy the comic, and of course, the nepeta fan club. And the only fandom you can say pumpkin party in sea hitlers water apocalypse in and not be given the look (srsly that song is such a bop tho) These are given the name “the homestucks”
Example 1:
911, Whats your emergency?
Uhhh my friend just became a homestuck
We can’t do anything about that. We’ve seen that 11 times
11 times?!

Example 2:
*says pumpkin party in sea hitlers apocalypse in other fandom*
The fandom: 👁👄👁

*says pumpkin party in sea hitlers water apocalypse in homestuck fandom*
Homestuck fandom: 💃 🕺

Example 3:
Video title: why do all homestuck viz media flashes look like this
Omg can you stfu we get it viz media flashes suck

Example 4:
Nepeta: dream self dies in s wake
That one person in the nepeta fan club: nooo nepeta😭😭😭

Example 5:
Oh boy, I sure do love homestuck
*sees r34*
🫥✌️

Example 6:
Hey where did you find homestuck?
Oh i found it from undertales megalovania
*Immediately gets their butt kicked out the fandom by angry homestuck fans*

Example 7:
Someone watching s make her pay: YES DIE VRISKA DIEEE
The fandom: Yes aradia slay that GURl queen💅💅
Vriska simp: NOO VRISKA😭
The whole fandom: why do you like vriska she did everything wrong?

Example 8:
I Hate homestuck
Homestuck nerd: Erm akctually everything is linked to homestuck therefore by hating homestuck you akctually hate everything

Example 9:
Cosplayer at a con: Hey did you hear that story of the girl who died herself grey with sharpies?
Nepeta cosplayer: meow:3

Example 10:
9 year old: makes crappy chatgpt homestuck oc
The fandom: cringe 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026