Holy Shitballs
Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.
Holy Shitballs by Lolita & Herb March 18, 2007
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Holy Shitballs
Holy Shitballs by I love to eat markers November 29, 2022
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holy shitballs
a young christian girl whos short. and well obviously has a face shaped like a ball. and enjoys customising shit and takeing rough concrete shits all over the placy
i clicked on a holy shitballs 's picture and then i clicked on another one. they were customized. the 2nd one had shit on her face
holy shitballs by truth of truths May 24, 2009
Holy Fucking Shitballs
N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.
Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".
Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".
Holy Fucking Shitballs!
Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.
Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.
Holy Fucking Shitballs by fuck you, the mighty fucker! October 17, 2010
Holy Shit Balls Mother Fucker
An exclamation used in extremely shocking circumstances. These words can be used on their own or in groups to express feeling towards something, but have greatest effectiveness when all five are used together. When using this expression, your friends will automadically know the extent of your state of shock! "Holy shit balls mother fucker" can be used in times of very good or very bad news. This Expression became popular at Trent University and was started by accident when a student named Sarah found out how much she hated Chemistry.
"Hey, are you having some chem trouble? How's the assignment coming along?"
"Holy shit balls mother FUCKER! :'( I have no idea how to do THIS!!! "
"And the winner is... Sarah _____"
"HOLY SHIT BALLS MOTHER FUCKER!!! :D "
"Holy shit balls mother FUCKER! :'( I have no idea how to do THIS!!! "
"And the winner is... Sarah _____"
"HOLY SHIT BALLS MOTHER FUCKER!!! :D "
Holy Shit Balls Mother Fucker by Intertia Longer January 5, 2010
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