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HOLY Water SEX MOVE 

When you ejaculate into your hand and flick it on her forehead to cleanse her sins
The priest Needed to "Holy water sex move" her to exorcise the devil

The Holy Grail of Sex 

The highly sought after combination of Load Boost and Drive Boost, causing the user to have both an increased sex drive, as well as increased semen volume and sperm quality.
I've been taking The Holy Grail of Sex for about 4 weeks now and have been absolutely slaying these Tinder girls
The Holy Grail of Sex by Big Loads December 29, 2021

holysexual 

Men and women who completely abstain from even the hint of sex until married and only have sex with their spouse in obedience to the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
<pastor> I didn't even kiss my wife until we were married. On our honeymoon, it was about a two hour drive to our hotel after the flight. I was doing all I could to contain myself. We finally arrived and what happened after that is none of your business.
<teenager> Were you asexual or something?
<pastor> No, I am a holysexual.

Holysexual 

Someone whom sexually attracts to those who live without sin.
"I met this guy the other day and he's super sweet."
"He's probably gay."
"No, he's holysexual."
Holysexual by cosmicsweetheart April 21, 2018
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026