holysexual

Men and women who completely abstain from even the hint of sex until married and only have sex with their spouse in obedience to the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

<pastor> I didn't even kiss my wife until we were married. On our honeymoon, it was about a two hour drive to our hotel after the flight. I was doing all I could to contain myself. We finally arrived and what happened after that is none of your business.
<teenager> Were you asexual or something?
<pastor> No, I am a holysexual.

by Mark Shackelford June 1, 2007

Holysexual

Someone whom sexually attracts to those who live without sin.

"I met this guy the other day and he's super sweet."
"He's probably gay."
"No, he's holysexual."

by cosmicsweetheart April 21, 2018

panromantic homosexual

Someone who is willing to be romantically involved with a person regardless of gender, but is only sexually attracted to those of the same gender.

She is in a relationship with him, but only has sex with girls. Because she is a panromantic homosexual.

by Caledrian October 11, 2016

biromantic homosexual

A person who finds romantic urges towards both men and women but only find sexual interests in the same gender. He or she will enjoy going on dates, hugging, cuddling, buying stuff for their other, and possibly kissing, but they can only be aroused in sexual intercourse with the same gender.

A biromantic homosexual female would date men and women, but usually only "go to bed" with other women.

by i-am-jacks-broken-heart June 6, 2015

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.

You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence

by spagoogle March 28, 2018

Hobosexual

Person who jumps into relationships to have a place to live.

That fool only with her for a roof, he's a hobosexual.

by S8H2A4U7N7E February 10, 2017

Hobosexual

Someone who enters or fakes a relationship to avoid homelessness.

Man, Trevor is such a hobosexual. What's he gonna do when he runs out of girls that will let him live with them?

by Cjciosjab jdja December 17, 2017