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Buckfast Bandolier 

A collection of regrets you visibly carry around with you. (GB)

A bottle of Buckfast has the ability to generate many regretful situations due to inebriety, so visibly carrying a bandolier of vials of the vile liquid is tantamount to future regrets in the making.
"Hey isn't Dave seeming a bit preoccupied?"
"Yeah, he's been carrying his regrets like a Buckfast bandolier."

Buckfast Bandolier 

West Coast of Scotland slang (primarily Glasgow) for the act of ejaculating across an individuals torso after consuming a large amount of the popular tonic wine "Buckfast".
We went for a dinner and a movie then I gave her the old buckfast bandolier.

swedish bandolier 

Tea bagging performed so aggressively your eyebrows are lost in the process.
"Hey Matt, did Terry lose a bet or what?"

"Nah man. His girl just digs the Swedish Bandolier"
swedish bandolier by Ass Smasher September 3, 2022

bandelier 

Two guys hanging from the ceiling. One is upside down and both are playing the skin flute to form their own band.
Anthony: “Hey Derrick! Feel like doing a bandelier tonight?”
Derrick: “Sure Anthony. Sounds fun. I’ll bring the lube.”
bandelier by OrangeRichard August 31, 2018
A pizza topping that's common everywhere except Domino's.
Give me a large pizza with half stracciatoni and half bandoli, please.
bandoli by Karlingtonius July 8, 2021

Bandover 

A bandover is like a hangover except rather than alcohol, one has had too much band.
After returning from the Allentown trip, Emily had a bandover
Bandover by SeaSee October 5, 2009
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