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Hollywood Squares 

The fabled celebrity mortuary where careers go to get embalmed.
There are three paths of burnout for a celebrity: Revolving door rehab, paycheck roles in bad movies, and, if you lose all self-respect, Hollywood Squares.

Hollywood Squares 

A gay game where all they need to do is say yes or no, not give a real answer. Often has Whoopi Goldberg and other washed up C-rank celebrities.
From Family Guy

Contestant: I'll take the dying boy for block.

Question: Is there anything less then absolute zero?

Dying Boy: Yeah, my white cell count.

*Crowd insanely laughs at this depressing joke and Whoopi Goldberg high-fives him*
Hollywood Squares by Elitist January 2, 2004