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Holland Snuggie 

The act of inserting your balls into the vagina of a woman along with your penis during intercourse. This most commonly occurs when an innocent man will begin the act by engaging in normal intercourse. At some point during the act he realizes that he is not match for the well used hole. Desperate to finish the job, he opts to inset his balls along with his member to “snug” up the hole and achieve a tighter, more satisfying experience.

This maneuver can also be used by the male when his member is too small and he is being courteous to his female partner.
Female is loose example: "Dude, I met this used and abused chick last night and sadly enough I was no match for her and opted to perform the Holland Snuggie".

Male is too small example: "I was banging this chick the other night and thought she was sleeping until she asked me to try the Holland Snuggie on her".
Holland Snuggie by HollandStoneman November 27, 2009
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holland snugger 

Noun: A leather strap attached to a man's genitals. Its used in sexual activity where the Snuggered is in the dog position, another person sits on his back with the strap and pulls the strap sharply causing great discomfort to the snuggered causing him to buck in an effort to escape. V.:1) the act of violently jerking the strap. 2) Applying the strap.
I woke up and realized that I had been drugged. She had me in a Holland Snugger and began giving your humbled narrator a nasty bit of skorry Snuggering.
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