Enlightenment is traditionally attained under the ideal conditions of monostary of spiritual retreat. Hoodlightenment is a state spiritual awakening and divine union attained while surrounded by the negative conditions of the urban ghettos or areas commonly referred to as " hood ". Hoodlightenment brings the state of " unfuckwithable " to the urban spiritual seeker.
Through his trials and tribulations in the hood, bro has a Jedi like Zen about him, he has attained the divinestate of. Hoodlightenment. Now he is unfuckwithable.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'