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hoodnight 

Gangster 1: Yo, goodnight.

Gamgster 2: Kinda gay shit is that? Real goons say "hoodnight", yo.
hoodnight by OxymoronicMe March 23, 2014

Hindright 

When one is right in hindsight. Arguably the most frustrating and common thing in the world.
"I should NOT have told my girlfriend about my thing with John" "Mate, no use in being hindright"

"Those Germans are the masters of being hindright"
Hindright by El Presidente 22 October 24, 2008

Hoodlightenment 

Enlightenment is traditionally attained under the ideal conditions of monostary of spiritual retreat. Hoodlightenment is a state spiritual awakening and divine union attained while surrounded by the negative conditions of the urban ghettos or areas commonly referred to as " hood ". Hoodlightenment brings the state of " unfuckwithable " to the urban spiritual seeker.
Through his trials and tribulations in the hood, bro has a Jedi like Zen about him, he has attained the divinestate of. Hoodlightenment. Now he is unfuckwithable.

hoodtight 

Usually defines a person named Christopher. Normally used in term when a individual is in prison and drops the soap
Man you hear that screaming? Sounds like he wasn't hoodtight
hoodtight by Thé tall kid September 22, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026