Holdin Ass
Holdin Ass by ChiefGroceryHead April 26, 2024
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Ass holin' bastard
An annoying person, especially one that is oblivious to the unique problems that they create within the world around them.
This person manages to simultaneously behave as both an ass hole, and a bastard, at the same time.
Since the behaviors never stop, this person is constantly in the motion of ass holin'.
They also always remain a bastard.
This person manages to simultaneously behave as both an ass hole, and a bastard, at the same time.
Since the behaviors never stop, this person is constantly in the motion of ass holin'.
They also always remain a bastard.
"Wait... we had $10 left on the card. I just checked the bank account online. Who went to the $8 Chinese buffet, instead of carefully planning $10 worth of groceries to last us until payday!?!?"
"Oh... must have been (idiots name here). He left a while ago, saying that he was hungry, the ass holin' bastard."
"Oh... must have been (idiots name here). He left a while ago, saying that he was hungry, the ass holin' bastard."
Ass holin' bastard by MelissaNicole37902 March 29, 2017
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