Hog humper

A type of stubbly, unkempt beard, as worn by back-woodsmen, hicks, men from isolated, backwards rural areas that like having sex with pigs. Similar to the one worn by 'Shaggy' in Scobby-Doo.

Wow - check out that guys hog humper!

Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!

Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!

Hog humper by Little Lord Schmuck September 1, 2013

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Hog humper

A male who tends to snort and breathe excessively loud during intercourse; in similarity to a pig.

Wow.. last night Mikey was a total hog humper. I had to fake an orgasm just to get out of there.

Hog humper by Deffinerr May 30, 2016

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hamper hog

Section 8 and trail park Big white trash women who sleep with African American men.

That chick is a dirty hamper hog.

hamper hog by Big Freddy January 8, 2018

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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