Hofeldt

A german word meaning; asshole, run the other direction, don't marry him.

I don't know why she would date him, he is such a Hofeldt

Hofeldt by Hofeldts ex January 31, 2009

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hofeld

a last name that means "high field". also commonly known as ballers, gangstas, and just overall pimps. another commonly known fact is that a hofeld is better than a lee.

Ho ho ho hofeld

The hofelds dominate the lees buttholes in kickball and life in general.

hofeld by sugartits June 25, 2008

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Högfeldt

A swedish last name translated into 'High Fields' and originated by mr. Högerfält which translated means 'Right lane' because he was the inventer of the right lane used in traffic. The current holder of the name named 'Tom Högfeldt' claims himself to be god and satan. This is still up to debate by The Vatican.

I did a Högfeldt thus meaning that i was high on fields.

Högfeldt by Fjante November 18, 2018

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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