Definitions by Fjante

Markus Vogel 

A creature that romes the chilling icy streets of the Gothenburg area, and is discribed as a short aryan man with big ears in proportion too his face. He can often be seen with the Ante Pante (which can be seen in two forms) and sometimes with big foot Lucas. His last name is german so we have a few theories that he may be a swedish-german experiment during the nazi regime.

I saw Markus Vogel yesterday !

Markus Vogel by Fjante November 19, 2018

Högfeldt

A swedish last name translated into 'High Fields' and originated by mr. Högerfält which translated means 'Right lane' because he was the inventer of the right lane used in traffic. The current holder of the name named 'Tom Högfeldt' claims himself to be god and satan. This is still up to debate by The Vatican.

I did a Högfeldt thus meaning that i was high on fields.

Högfeldt by Fjante November 18, 2018

Nedjabat

Nedjabat, also known as 'Nedjabat hatt' is a Swedish-Iranian legend which has been spotted throughout the two countries. It is known to possess unimaginable power to whomever finds the Nedjabat and takes his hat. The current holder fof the hat is Darioush Nedjabat.

'I shall find the holder och the Nedjabat hatt and take the hat to rule the universe'

Nedjabat by Fjante November 18, 2018