Hoeie

A derogatory term for all women named Clowie. They are Hoes, and the absolute rock bottom of their name.

Hey, did you hear who X is dating, Clowie, Right?
Yeah, she's a hoeie, real rock bottom of a human being.

by KedooT August 3, 2019

Hoefest

A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.

Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?

by 1dead July 7, 2019

hoeitis

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.

Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!

by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016

Hoesies

Hoesies are a popular group on twitter. Together they spread trends in order to cure boredom caused by lockdown, They're born leaders. They are best known for partnering with a mint company, Altoid, as seen on their twitter to promote LGBT ship, Hosie.

"Hey did you see the newest trend set by the hoesies?"

by hoesie July 17, 2020

Hoeism

To possess the characteristics and act in ways that are hoe, tramp, hooker, prostitute, skank, and/or slut-like.

Her hoeism game is thick.

by Miss Bo$$ September 11, 2010

hoenerd

Your dads a hoe and your mums a nerd they made you and now your a HOENERD

Hoe + Nerd = hoenerd

by I’m a dictionary 123456 March 15, 2018

Hobie Gates

A "placeholder" name used in law school hypotheticals. Origin unknown, but used in BarBri prep materials and sample outlines.

Hobie Gates died intestate. Three of his four children predeceased him. One child died without heirs, the other three had two children each. How much will each child receive in a state using per capita representation?

by Cranialsodomy June 1, 2011